(sung to "The 59th Street Bridge Song", Simon & Garfunkel)
Slow down, you're at our mercy
We closed a highway in New Jersey
The Mayor is a Democrat
The revenge of Gov'ner Christie
(Da-da-da-da-da-da, Gov'ner Christie)
Emergencies are over yonder
Too bad we blocked the first responder!
All our capital is squandered
"I was lied to", says Gov'ner Christie!
(Deep-deep-doodoo, Gov'ner Christie)
He's written his public career's epitaph
He's busily blaming it all on his staff
And he wants you to know he's a very sad man
"Life, I hate you", says Gov'ner Christie!